people are actually reading this blog! wah.

i stumbled across this list of lightbulb jokes about all the JCs. so i decided to post selected ones here and edit it a bit (cause some of the punchlines lack kick hurhurhur).

shit so many people already posted it on their blogs but for the benefit of people like ben who use my blog as a link to his own blog, (cause typing out hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia whenever your history clears finally proved to suck really badly) i'll save you all the trouble of searching for the jokes and omitting the flat ones.

that was some heavy grammar going on in the above paragraph. probably wrong but i don't care.

OK.

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the lightbulb, one to test it out, one to submit a proposal and one to market it.


Q: How many HCI students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The entire school, to compete with RJC.


Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They don't need lights to study.


Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb?

A: None. They'll use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.


Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They would rather it be darker. (suggestive sexual connotation)


Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They believe in praying for it.


Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They are probably still using oil lamps.


Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Huh, wat litebarb?


Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They think they are already very bright.


and my personal favourite:

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school. One to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

can anyone with rockafella pictures of FA Q please send them to me? thanks to everyone who made that night awesome.

aiya i tired already.

you could be my unintended