lately, i have nothing to blog about. no thoughts to publish.

blogging has evolved into some disgusting dumping ground for people who have nothing to say. i'm talking about those who give you every single detail of their otherwise mundane lives. from what they do when they wake up to what they do before they sleep. some are full of irrelevant crap that no one really cares about. even worse are those online 'Ah Lians' who add unnecessary letters into their words.

here's a typical 'Let-Me-Tell-You-About-Every-Detail-About-My-Day-No-Matter-How-Interesting' type of blogger's entry:

"today, woke up at 9am. Went to the toilet to brush my teeth. Then, went to bathe. Then, i ate breakfast. Had kaya bread for breakfast which was sweet and nice. the coffee was a bit bitter but i was too lazy to get sugar. then, i took the newspaper and glanced through it. nothing interesting. then, i took up the remote and turned on the TV. first, i saw some soap opera which was not interesting, so i switched to the Discovery Channel which was worse. Then, the phone rang and i answered it. Was the wrong number.................................................................................."

i swear, anyone who can continue from here, all the way till the guy shuts his eyes before he goes to bed, can go kill themselves. i don't understand how people blog shit like this and why. they're just blogging for the sake of it. they're not publishing thoughts. i'm talking about those who don't put a single thought in their entries. they just plainly describe the lame, boring shit they go through every day. like, who gives a rat's ass if you had KAYA BREAD for breakfast? come on! they should have a blog review committee to screen blogs and forbid those who do this from blogging ever again.

next, is the typical 'Ah Lian/Beng' cum the previous kind of entry:

"today horx, went to tampines mall wif my jie mehx... went to watch the show wif the cute cute actor... dunno wad his name larx..but he was realli damn cute lorx..hahaz..then we go macdonald to eat..i ate big mac..so bigx! i had to ask my jie mehx to help me finish lorx.. tat's how big it was lorx..dunno why macdonald's burgers are so big! but burger king burgers are bigger canz? anyway..saw a bunch of CCGs at one corner.. den one of my jie mehx making eye contact.. then one of them winkx back! so funny lorx.. den after dat.. the most cute cute one cum up and ask for my number lehx! i was like..damn pai seh larx..damn happy also larx..but din wan to look like a despo..so i act a bit like dao him first.. den i give him lorx..haven call me yet..but i tink he will soon larx..i hope so..hahaz........................................................................................................................."

if you're still ALIVE to read up to here, either you are a very special human being or you practice yoga or something. every fibre of my body was cringing in terror when i wrote that. it so happens that my mind has been poisoned to the extent that i can manifest an entire passage of such evil from scratch. or it so happens that all of them sound the same.

again, blogger should just napalm those who do this kind of blogging. it occupies precious websapce that can be used for Tsunami Relief Websites or more space for systems like the JAE, so that it doesn't get stuck. they should be napalmed and have their graves defiled with radioactive shit.

and THEN, there are those who think their blog is the only blog people read. they think that every entry of theirs is the equivalent of a well-known tabloid's latest scoop, so eagerly anticipated and sought after. they think they have an audience to entertain with their entries. they'll be all like, "HI EVERYONE! I know i haven't been blogging for a while, so sorry to keep you waiting. anyway, here i am, blogging now, so don't worry. i'm back! ha ha ha........................"
and then, they'd go on to blog about every SINGLE DETAIL about their day. and if the blogger was a Lian, she would do it with all the "x"s and "lor, lah, leh, meh". NAPALM THEM ALL, i say. may their souls rest in the dungeons of blogging hell.

oh well. THAT's out of my system. went jamming today, although it kind of sucked. my opinion that class acts come to Boon was confirmed when a band full of chinks and one Caucasian was waiting for us to finish. they looked like they had class. there was one lamer band, but i think i'll call them a malay band. since, (A) they weren't singing metal, (B) they had a female vocalist (C) they didn't have the mat accent. went to play football at the PP court for a while. then food at Macs, then back to the court for some kicking around. Colin, the only MacPhersonian left among us, had to go home early as school beckoned the next day. Victor and i sat at the court and had a chat in the nice cool weather. talked about quite a lot, which was rather cool, since i never really talked to Vic that much. one of the things we discussed was about the above subject. when i came back at like 1am, i realised that i had scared my mom shitless. i'm totally sorry for worrying her like that and should've at least brought my phone. oh well, maybe i'd do it again when i'm older or something. when i'm at the age when i'm too old to be raped or anything that can happen at night.

oh and i called Bloong at a wonderful time today to ask about the gig. he was in the middle of popping a rather important question to a certain someone and i so happened to call him and make a nuisance out of myself. sorry Ben, but you did GET it after all right. you GOT it la.

time to catch some Zs i think. Ken and Vic coming over for an xbox party in a few hours.

"He would never say never
But no one can wait forever"