I was packing up paper for recycling the other day (my A-level study material) and stumbled upon my old notes. Back in school, where I had a great appreciation for aesthetically pleasing handwritten names on notes, but little artistic flair to create them for myself, I sought the help of my female classmates - which resulted in many interesting titles:
















Ah yes, the good old days of oppressive meritocracy, quelled only by the naivety of youth. In other words, "I miss school."

Anyway, YES! My flights have been booked, leaving on the 7th of February and coming back on the 8th of March. Will be missing my results but who cares! "F*CK THE GAHMEN AND THEIR NAZI BRAINWASHING!" to quote someone, who is not me.

Hopefully, the ISA won't come looking for me now after such an outburst, and hopefully they would take 2 weeks for their blogosphere scanning systems to detect my words of treason if they do, for I would be then seeking asylum under the cold, grey skies of my old colonial masters.

An e-mail to my mother:

Subject:

Jon's Ldn trip